Sabrina Carpenter’s Hilarious Cut ‘SNL’ Sketch Goes Viral
Sabrina Carpenter, the pop star and Saturday Night Live musical guest, nearly stole the show with a prerecorded infomercial sketch that never aired. Titled “Tall, Plain Boyfriend,” the segment features Carpenter pitching a gloriously basic partner—tall, blandly attractive, and utterly low-maintenance—as if he were a must-have gadget.
The sketch leaked online after SNL’s May 18 episode, quickly amassing buzz for its sharp satire of modern dating tropes.
The ‘Tall, Plain Boyfriend’ Pitch: Dating Simplified
Sporting a vibrant pink power suit, Carpenter plays an over-the-top saleswoman promoting her revolutionary product: a boyfriend who’s “like if a stock photo came to life.” The bit ruthlessly skewers the exhaustion of dating apps and emotional labor, offering a solution that’s equal parts absurd and weirdly relatable.
Key features of the Tall, Plain Boyfriend (played by SNL’s Mikey Day):
– No opinions: “He doesn’t care if you get bangs!”
– Zero drama: “He won’t cry during The Notebook—just mutter, ‘Huh, that’s sad.’”
– Generic appeal: “Pleasingly forgettable, like lightly salted crackers.”
The sketch escalates as Carpenter demonstrates “customization” options, swapping his bland reactions for different social settings. The humor lands in its exaggerated take on how relationships can feel transactional.
Why Was the Sketch Cut from ‘SNL’?
While the segment was likely axed for time, fans speculate its ultra-niche premise might’ve been a factor. Yet its viral resurgence proves its appeal, with viewers praising Carpenter’s comedic chops and the script’s witty commentary.
This isn’t SNL’s first rodeo with “generic partner” satire (see: Scarlett Johansson’s “Danielle” AI sketch), but Carpenter’s deadpan delivery makes this iteration unforgettable.
Fan Reactions: “Where Can I Order One?”
Social media erupted with jokes like “This is just Sabrina describing her ideal man—same.” Others highlighted the sketch’s underlying truth about emotional labor in relationships, making the fantasy of a “no-maintenance” partner hilariously appealing.
Carpenter’s ‘SNL’ Triumph
Despite the cut, Carpenter’s debut was a smash. Her performances of “Espresso” and “Please Please Please” dazzled, and the leaked sketch only amplified her star power.
Final Verdict: A Missed Opportunity for ‘SNL’
While “Tall, Plain Boyfriend” didn’t air, its viral afterlife confirms its cult potential. It’s a biting, relatable take on dating fatigue—and frankly, we’re all tempted to place an order.
Watch the clip below and sound off: Would you buy a ‘Tall, Plain Boyfriend’?
